Friday, August 15, 2008

Public Service Announcement







Crest for Kids is not so great for hemorrhoids, actually. And when you've got a ton of little white tubes of creams sitting on your bathroom sink, it's time to organize. And if you are yelling at your kids while squirting and applying any of said creams, it's best to either stop yelling at the kids, or stop squirting and applying. You know why? Because something's gotta give. And apparently today, it's my now bubble-minty fresh bottom.
That is all.


Til next squeak,

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3 comments:

  1. Cat.August 18, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    OMG--I'm crying with laughter!!

    On the other hand, it's no weirder than putting Vapo-Rub on toes to fix nail fungus...which actually works, I guess.

    Thanks for the giggle fit. Hope you are feeling better.

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  2. Mrs. P.August 19, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    I'm feeling much better. However, I haven't learned my lesson (obviously) because my sink is still a cluttered mess.
    LOL.

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  3. Mr PAugust 24, 2008 at 3:26 AM

    Minty fresh poop chute...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh Where is the coconut oil when you need it!!!! Heh heh inappropriate husband is being inappropriate...AGAIN!!!

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